OMFE, this was like the funniest thing in the world and it could only happen to me, ok?
I saw this guy this morning and I'm all like, hes hot!! because he was wearing pink, and my friend Ashley dared me to go up to him and say would you fuck me in that outfit. So, I go up to him and his friend and I introduce myself and and this is how the convo went-
Me- Well, umm, yeah, I have a totally serious question for you.
Carlos- Yes??
M- If me and you ever dated, would you fuck me in that outfit?
C- I would seriously have to consider it.
M- What are you doing tomorrow night?
C- Prolly getting drunk, why?
M- I just wanted to know if youd like to go to a party with me.
C- Well, give me your number and I will let you know.
So, I ended up getting a date for Kates party thingie tomorrow. That is toooooooo funny. Since that would only happen to me ON A DARE!!!!!!!
Yeah, I have jokes too, then I'm off to go eat dinner, Love you all, Sam
GOOD LUCK MORTON AT ANDREAN TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
GO #'S 26, 57, 17, 71, 55, 23, 7, 10, and 1!!!!
a brunette mom goes into her daughters room and finds an empty beer bottle. She goes 'omg, I didnt know my daughter drank!'
a redheaded mom goes into her daughters room and fnds a pack of cigareetes. She goes 'omg, I didnt know my daughter smoked!'
a blond mom goes into her daughters room and finds a condom. She goes 'omg, my daughter has a penis!!!'
and.......
what do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
pull out your dick and add lubrication!!!!!!!!
lol, bye guys.... |